If you go on laughing the least bit, I
swear I'll give you the biggest slap ever given.
NICOLE: Alright, sir, it's done, I won't laugh any more.
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Take good care not to. Presently you must clean
. . .
NICOLE: He, he!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: You must clean . . .
NICOLE: He, he!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: You must, I say, clean the room and . . .
NICOLE: He, he!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Again! NICOLE: (Falling down with laughter)
Then beat me sir, and let me have my laugh out, it will do me more
good. He, he, he, he, he!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: I'm furious.
NICOLE: Have mercy, sir! I beg you to let me laugh. He, he, he!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: If I catch you . . .
NICOLE: Sir! I shall burst . . . Oh! if I don't laugh. He, he, he!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: But did anyone ever see such a hussy as that,
who laughs in my face instead of receiving my, orders?
NICOLE: What would you have me do, sir?
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: That you consider getting my house ready for the
company that's coming soon, you hussy.
NICOLE: Ah, by my faith, I don't feel like laughing any more. All
your guests make such a disorder here that the word "company" is
enough to put me in a bad humor.
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Why, should I shut my door to everyone for your
sake?
NICOLE: You should at least shut it to some people.
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